Name me

Papa named me ranvir (guess it’s the Pali Hill effect – I share my neighbourhood with the famous Kapoors). However, I seldom hear someone calling me that. Its either a Ranveeeeeeeeer or names that people totally responsible for pampering me call me…nani calls me sweetu (that I am) and Nana partner (after a long time has a got a male in the family for some woman bashing!). Mamma calls me chotu (did she expect me to be born as big as an elephant??), while Dad is happy with Rannu. Dadi calls me Kuttriya (arey pyar se baba!) and Nana, Brother John because I don’t sleep or muthu swami when he is in a south Indian mood. Meher nd Kabir, my elder cuzins call me baby (they still dnt know too many words… who else can understand this better than me!) and my masi, oh I’m scared of her!! She calls me butter chicken coz that’s her favourite!! I hope she dusnt gulp me down some day!!